SFR, Inc.

[Deeghter]

Now, this one's gonna become famous in Germany!!!.....




......and even more famous in Turkey!!!



How 'bout a Döner Monster???
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SFR's German electro-punk-bluegrass artist Deeghter @@ My S&JW Memorial Space! Tanx, Steve!

[Pelter_Boy]

Here's another champion since this place has been all but abandoned (yet another one with a math problem):

M.A.S.K. (Majorly atrocious saneless konundrum):ID, S&JW logo, 6 magic (normal),6 smite (useful), 5 seize (obscure), 1 kookookonundrum (new and strange)

Kookookonundrum: During any roll, deal damage to your opponent at that terrain equal to ((x+y-z)^(xy-z))/a that is automatically saved against except for x-(total living health+total health in DUA).

x=total living health + total health in DUA + total health removed from play
y=total health in DUA
z= # of letters in the longest word you know of (and you can pronounce)
in any language
a=number of players in the game

example:
x=(70+30+20)=120
y=30
z= 100 (yes, there is a 100 letter word)
a=2

((120+30-100)^(120*30-100))/2

Again, my calculator comes up with infinity, so the opponent takes 20 health of damage.
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Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
First person banished North
First person banished south of S&JW
First person with posts banished from the forum

[ddicerc]

Sorry, folks. The kids been helping his mother with her math homework, and he gets a little cocky. This from a kid who decided to drop out of the honors math track because he's going to major in music and only needs to know how to count to around 12 or so at most...
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The Diceman's Gaming Pages: http://ddicerc.weebly.com
2014-2015 U.S. National Champion
(Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...)

[Pelter_Boy]

*blows dust off of topic*

Another monster:
Dkuksktk Bkuknknkikeksk, the K obsessed dust bunnies:
Group ID, 5 Dust, 4 Bunny

Dust: During melee: Neither player may do anything until the end of your next turn unless they cough before doing anything.

Bunny: During Melee: Neither player may do anything until the end of your next turn unless they have a picture of a bunny taped on their face.

Special ID Rule: The ID isn't rerolled unless you have a picture of a bunny taped to your face and doesn't count for anything if you don't cough while rolling the die.
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Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
First person banished North
First person banished south of S&JW
First person with posts banished from the forum

[patpint]

And how many of these did you find under the bed when cleaning your room?



Pat

[chuckpint]

Look out Pelter_Boy! She's got a wooden Spoon!
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You can never have too many dice.
First Place at the first ever Daemon Diceâ„¢ sealed starter tournament.
Battlefest tied for first GenCon 2012
Single Race Champion GenCon 2008-2009, Sealed Box Champion GenCon 2007,2009,
My collection is 21,500 Dragon Diceâ„¢, 20,000 Daemon Diceâ„¢, and others (too many to count).

[Pelter_Boy]