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Majiken uncommon Esteemed Author Stockholder
Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 666 Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado USA "My dice are higher than your dice!"

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Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:34 am GMT Post subject: |
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DDiceRC wrote: | Y'know, Joe, we'll have to come up with some way to designate Champions as "official." Since we can moderate this forum (for the time being), maybe we should put a big red "OFFICIAL" notice on those we accept. And, of course, all Champions we propose are automatically official. Whaddya think? |
Works for me right now, but considering that I just got out of bed and haven't had my first cup of coffee yet (it's brewing and the smell is making me drool), I'd agree to almost anything at the moment.
Big red "OFFICIAL" tag on those accepted? Why not?
Now, where's that Vanilla Nut creamer?  _________________ The Maj
Most people are like Slinkies ...
Not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:14 pm GMT Post subject: |
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The third monster of S&JW:
Paradok, Clear-minded Creature of Befuddlement: ID, 9 paradox.
Paradox: Negate all SAI effects including this one. _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
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ddicerc rare Public Relations Director Esteemed Author
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Posts: 3235 Location: East Brunswick, NJ, USA

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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:35 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Quote: | Paradox: Negate all SAI effects including this one. |
Somebody's borrowing ideas from another game...but I like it! Just imagine a Monster Mash army of Paradoks and Jabberwoks... _________________ Steve "DDice" Braun
The Diceman's Gaming Pages: http://ddicerc.weebly.com
2014-2015 U.S. National Champion
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 5:21 pm GMT Post subject: |
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My next monster:
Ik, normally abnormal creature: 9 ID, 1 Disdisruption
Disdisruption: kill one undead unit that isn't of the living dead.
special ID rules: ID does nothing unless opponent has undead units that aren't of the living dead _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
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Autpost common Stockholder
Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 471 Location: Vienna

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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:03 pm GMT Post subject: |
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He's been 15 years in the making and finally he turned into a die:
Erik, the Salivator: ID, S&JW Logo, 4 Melee (normal), 4 Counter (useful), 5 Roar (obscure), 3 Rank (new)
Rank: During any army roll each Rank counts as +X to all standard abilities the army has rolled for. X is the number of times the Rank-unit has entered play during this game (from your DUA, BUA or from any summoning pool; Beginning the game in your starting army is not considered entering play, so X = 0)
Erik is red/ivory and will use official Barbarian race-specific abilities. Since they do not exist up to now unofficial abilities are used:
Invade: In an opponent's home terrain all maneuvers generated by an ID are doubled.
Berserk: In a terrain captured by an opponent Barbarians double their standard melee results (but not IDs or SAIs (like Rank)).
(His official name is Erik, the Salvator, but since it's Steve and Joe's world I added one extra letter. I don't know if there is an Erik in this forum; If so, it's just coincidence.)
btw: It would be very interesting how a S&J-icon should look like. Maybe some sort of Janus face. Any artwork suggestions? |
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Deeghter rare
Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 2553 Location: Lost

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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:24 pm GMT Post subject: |
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I have thought about this creature for a while now (good luck pronouncing the name):
Bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxzk: the winged swamp stalker warrior with defective math skills ID, S&JW logo, 3.5 melee (normal), 4.5 smite (useful), 3.5 seize (obscure), 4.5 counting error (new and strange)
Counting error: Your opponent made a counting error. Take the results of what was being rolled for and do the following mathematical problem to determine the actual results:
result=x
# of army divisions ((home, horde, etc)for both players)=y
#of health (combined total)=z
# of letters in your name (fist, middle and last)=a
# of letters in opponent's name(fist, middle and last)=b
((xy^5)*3.1415...-(ab/xyz)+123456789/2+abxyz)/((5x/10b)(31a/251y)* (-z))
for example: x=120 y=3 z=120 a=17 b=17
answer:(-251*(3888*3.1415...+9894977))/25801920
answer's answer (approx.): -96.3797 _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
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Deeghter rare
Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 2553 Location: Lost

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:46 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Destroyer wrote: |
for example: x=120 y=3 z=120 a=17 b=17
answer:(-251*(3888*3.1415...+9894977))/25801920
answer's answer (approx.): -96.3797 |
Well, nice science lesson, but you can't get less than zero, so the calculation should look like this:
(-251*(3888*3.1415...+9894977))/25801920 = 0
BTW, concerning my mathematical talents, that game would be ended by time!!
Gotta think of a "math-negating-Champion" fast!!
**think, think, think** _________________
Mr. Green Fan Club President
Forum Games Record: W 5 / L 10
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SFR's German electro-punk-bluegrass artist Deeghter @@ My S&JW Memorial Space! Tanx, Steve! |
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:46 pm GMT Post subject: |
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For being the 1000th viewer on this topic, do I get anything? _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:49 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Quote: | Well, nice science lesson, but you can't get less than zero, so the calculation should look like this |
Don't forget, this is an S&JW champion, therefore it can make results go below 0 if necessary. _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
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Deeghter rare
Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 2553 Location: Lost

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:54 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Destroyer wrote: | Quote: | Well, nice science lesson, but you can't get less than zero, so the calculation should look like this |
Don't forget, this is an S&JW champion, therefore it can make results go below 0 if necessary. |
Oooops! How could I forget that!! Shame on me!!!
You're right!!
You know what? I never noticed (or at least never payed attention to) the view numbers!!
Dunno, what prize do you suggest?? _________________
Mr. Green Fan Club President
Forum Games Record: W 5 / L 10
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SFR's German electro-punk-bluegrass artist Deeghter @@ My S&JW Memorial Space! Tanx, Steve! |
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chuckpint White Dragon SFR President Site Admin
Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 9144 Location: Evanston, IL

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:56 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Destroyer wrote: | For being the 1000th viewer on this topic, do I get anything? | Yes, we let you keep your Pelters.  _________________ You can never have too many dice.
First Place at the first ever Daemon Diceâ„¢ sealed starter tournament.
Battlefest tied for first GenCon 2012
Single Race Champion GenCon 2008-2009, Sealed Box Champion GenCon 2007,2009,
My collection is 21,500 Dragon Diceâ„¢, 20,000 Daemon Diceâ„¢, and others (too many to count). |
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:47 am GMT Post subject: |
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Musik: Amazonian musician: ID, S&JW logo, 1 magic (normal), 2 Trumpet (useful), 3 screech (obscure), 10 marching band (new and strange)
Marching band: does one of 3 things
1. allows you to take another march if this is rolled at any time
OR
2. allows you to count maneuvers during melee
OR
3. multiplies your melee results by 1.5 (no rounding) AND uses opponent's maneuvers as saves instead of saves (unless there are fewer saves than maneuvers, in which case you just use saves) _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:16 am GMT Post subject: |
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another monster:
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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk: the undead conjoined twin magicians: ID (group monster), 4 magic AND 4 cantrip, 4 flaming arrow AND 4 missile, 4 smite AND 4 melee, 4 magic AND 4 maneuver, 4 cantrip AND 4 convert, 1 trumpet and 1 plague, 1 fissure AND 4 melee, 1 supernova AND 1 dimension hole, 1 lightning strike AND 1 ashes to ashes
Fissure: opposing army rolls for saves. Any that fail are killed.
Supernova: everybody at the terrain is killed and buried, no saves possible, all terrains are reset to 1 unless they roll an 8th face, and dead units roll for saves, any that fail are buried.
Dimension hole:this unit is removed from play for the remainder of the march
Lightning strike: as spell
Ashes to ashes: as spell
(the name is 868 Ks for anybody who wanted to know) _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
AKA Roburk the Insane Winged Demon Undead Pelter, Champion of S&JW
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chuckpint White Dragon SFR President Site Admin
Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 9144 Location: Evanston, IL

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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:29 am GMT Post subject: |
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k868?
I would think that k666 would make more sense. But then no one says that a SJW champion has to make any sense.  _________________ You can never have too many dice.
First Place at the first ever Daemon Diceâ„¢ sealed starter tournament.
Battlefest tied for first GenCon 2012
Single Race Champion GenCon 2008-2009, Sealed Box Champion GenCon 2007,2009,
My collection is 21,500 Dragon Diceâ„¢, 20,000 Daemon Diceâ„¢, and others (too many to count). |
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:24 pm GMT Post subject: |
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The next S&JW monster:
Pelterk, the mutant pelter:ID, 4 missile, 4 save, 8 missile, 8 save, 12 missile, 12 save, 16 missile, 16 save, 1 ICMPTCHMPOMOSYG (immensly complicated math problem to calculate how many points of missiles or saves you get)
ICMPTCHMOMOSYG: You do an immensly complicated problem to find out how many points of missile/saves you get:
X= health for the game
Y= how many dice you have in the game
Z= how many dice your opponent has in the game
A= number of terrains out (both minor and major)
B= total number of posts on the SFR forum
C= total number of posts you have made on the SFR forum.
((XYZABC/2)+(X^Y))^666+1234567890.14-1*2+Z-A*BC
Here's my example:
X=180
Y=180
Z=45
A=3
B=8008
C=185
((180*180*45*3*8008*185/2)+(180^180))^666+1234567890.14-1*2+45-3*8008*185
my calculator says that this gives me infinite missiles/saves. If anybody wants to find the real answer, good luck. _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
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ddicerc rare Public Relations Director Esteemed Author
Joined: 25 Jan 2005 Posts: 3235 Location: East Brunswick, NJ, USA

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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:38 pm GMT Post subject: |
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You're supposed to be doing homework with that calculator... _________________ Steve "DDice" Braun
The Diceman's Gaming Pages: http://ddicerc.weebly.com
2014-2015 U.S. National Champion
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caranmegil common Stockholder
Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Posts: 159 Location: Lawrence, Kansas

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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:29 pm GMT Post subject: |
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I thought calculators were for finding out ways of using numbers to form swear words when the device is turned upside down. Stupid college. |
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:17 pm GMT Post subject: |
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Here's an idea I got from a song (also the first 12-sided non-dragon):
Llamak, llama-folk:ID, funny llama, fuzzy llama, llama llama cheesecake llama, tablet brick potato llama, llama llama mushroom llama, llama's llama, tastes of llama, half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama llama duck
funny llama: all of your opponent's units in the opposing army laugh their way to reserves
fuzzy llama: halve opponent's offensive rolls for one turn
llama llama cheesecake llama: multiply your army's results by 3.14159 (no rounding)
tablet brick potato llama:doubles your army's saves
llama llama mushroom llama: this does nothing unless you have mushrooms with you, in which case you kill and bury two enemy units no saves possible.
llama's llama: four of anything you need and re-roll
tastes of llama: four of anything you don't need and re-roll
half a llama: halves all of your army's rolls for one turn
twice a llama:double all of your army's rolls for one turn
not a llama: this does nothing unless it is rolled on a rainy day with a blue moon on Tuesday, December 31st between 2:12 PM and 9:59 PM EST, in which case you immediately kill and bury all of your opponent's glowers and centaurs that roll a non-ID save
farmer llama: multiply your army's melee results by 10/3 (no rounding)
llama llama duck: all units with gold, blue, and/or green elements are killed if they roll a non-ID save (including this unit)
special ID rule: ID does nothing unless it is in a battlefest army, in which case you can re-roll the unit, but it still no results _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
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Pelter_Boy uncommon
Joined: 27 Jan 2005 Posts: 519 Location: East Brunswick, NJ

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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:40 pm GMT Post subject: |
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This place has been abandoned, so here is another of my champions:
Höshkiböshkiböshki Boy v. K: ID, S&JW logo, 4 melee (normal), 4 smite (useful), 4 flurry (obscure), 6 Höshkislash (new and strange)
Höshkislash: During melee, this counts as 4000 points of melee if you have an umlaut in your name. Otherwise this counts as one point of melee plus one point of melee for every health of dead units you bury. YOU CANNOT USE BOTH ABILITIES AT ONCE! and you can't use the burying slash if you have an umlaut in your name (ae, oe, and ue count as umlauts). _________________ Former Destroyer, son of Ddice
2006 World Champion of Dragon Diceâ„¢
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