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SFR announces that it's buying Hasbro.

 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 am GMT    Post subject: SFR announces that it's buying Hasbro. Reply with quote

With the declining economy, many companies are having grave financial trouble. Their stock prices have fallen to an all-time low. Hasbro has lost many customers with their heavy-handed management. Greatly contributing to their fall is coming out with Dungeons and Dragons version 4.0. Many of their customers turned their noses up in disgust over this blatant rip-off.

On the other hand, small agile gaming companies, are finding themselves in great financial shape. People would rather buy their favorite game than go on an expensive vacation. Given that Dragon Diceâ„¢ are nearly impossible to wear out, people have been "investing" in the game at an all time high pace.

So today, the SFR BoD is proud to announce that we are forcing thru a hostile take-over of Hasbro. Chuck Pint, current president of SFR, had this to say: "When Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast decided to kill Dragon Diceâ„¢, the excuse was to focus on Dungeons and Dragons. Actaully, their goal was to exploit a market they couldn't touch, the real hard-core gamer. Since SFR was formed by all hard-core gamers, we know that market. Never piss off your customer is our motto."

Steve Braun, director of marketing and sales, had this to say: "Now I know it sounds like a stretch, but I have a great idea to merge Candyland and Monopoly with Dragon Diceâ„¢. We'll get the kids hooked at an early age, then get them into a real game."

Any statements contained herein related to future events are forward-looking statements and are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Readers are cautioned not to place undue reliance on forward-looking statements. SFR, Inc. undertakes no obligation to update any such statements to reflect actual events.















P.S. Look at the date of this post.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:05 am GMT    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi hi hi if this would be true.....great one
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